All hail to the reason

All hail to the reason

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Chapter 1

Did you know that Bicorns, like other people, have thier own history too? It is true my friend. The story goes back a long way, and a long time before humans were made. You don't know it, do you? Its alright. Most people don't. How about I tell it to you? Alright then. This is chapter one in the tale.

In the beginning, there was the Reason. The Reason was the master of all time, controlling everyone and everything in existence. If there was a question, you would ask the Reason the answer. For the Reason was the answer to all, and all was the answer to the Reason.
The Reason was a group of thirteen humans, nine half-men, and another nine catmen. Each of the Reason members had their own city in the world of BIEARTH to run. BIEARTH was the world of humans where cities were made, business was grown, and peace was kept. All was fine until the day of the Happening.
August 12th. The day of the Happening. On this day one man was dreaming of a new future. The Reason saw this happening, and put him in prison. Dreaming was not aloud, because dreaming led to creating, and creating led to new daily items, and creating led to high tech machinery, and high tech machinery lead to warfare. Warfare was the worst thing that could happen to this planet, seeing that it was the most peaceful of them all.
The man was known as Archahl. As Archahl sat in prison, he started dreaming some more, and his dreaming found him a way to get out. The Reason saw this, and decided that they needed a guard.
Lathere, oldest of the Reason and lord of the 21st city, called upon his brother, Othmar, to become the new guard. Othmar was the youngest of the reason and the lord of the same city that the prison was in. Othmar was transported to the city inside of his bubble train guarded by one hundred and thirty one men. During the transportation Archahl had contacted his friend Zora and told him to infiltrate the bubble train. Zora was a master of shape shifting and was easily able to transform into the same exact look of one of the guards. Knocking out the guard, Zora went inside and passed through as the guard.
The guard was luckily an up close guard member, so Zora was able to get so close to Othmar that he could slip one of his shape shifting potions into Othmar’s glass of Supah-Cola, and easily walk away. When Othmar drank his shape shifting potion that would turn him into a dumb fat oozy toad, he accidently put his hands in his pockets and pressed the emergency blade release button, which sent two battle knives flying out of his belt, bouncing off of a wall, and impaling him in the forehead. The shape shifting potion started to work, but at the same time Othmar was thinking about his favorite pony at home named Pussypie, and he magically changed into a horse with two knives in its forehead.
During the transformation the knives on Othmar’s head could not cope with the transformation, so, they too transformed into two horns sticking out of his head. And then, behold, THE BICORN!!!!

Do you like it friend? I do. I am the leader of the fellowship though, and it is required for all fellowship members to like it. Praise Othmar, lord Bicorn of the Light. Although...you don't know the whole story... Thats another time though. For now, I shall leave you with this. I do hope you like it.
Until next time friend!

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